Yep..it's that time. The holidays are a approching and y'all have bin begging me to give you hair advise. Now I'm not giving away all mah secrets..some of y'all ain't ready fer hair like me. But I'll git ya ready with the best looks of the season.
1. Yer man done leave you with a rundown trailer, a bunch of screamin' babies and no money? Well..ya gotta do the Kate. Party in the back and business in the front...kinda like a reverse mullet. See even Jon is hipnotized by it...
2. Yer man ain't left his wife, yer bald and can't sing? Well, you gotta git the Kim
. Of course some fake boobs don't hurt. Iffen ya can't afford 'em ...some Ziplocs filled with jello will work.3. Yer mean. You are so mean that Glenn Beck is afraid of you. Bill O'Reilly wears garlic when you are on his show. Even mah Dick quivers when he hears yer name. You
gotta git the Ann. Garanteed to make a man run and hide.
Well...that's all fer now. Wait till next time when I give the men tips on how to look more hot like mah Dick.
3 comments:
I am not sure that the reverse mullet works well on Kate or Jon!!! And Ann? She hasn't been fashionable since the 70's. Her ends are really split. What about Laura and her helmet hair? That's for when your man loses a job and has to go on a speaking tour touting his achievements, wait, he doesn't have any.....
damn, and I just got mah hair done yesterday! i could have used this!
OMG Furline. I am shocked that you managed to find a decent looking photo of Ann!
I would love to go as Ann Coulter for Halloween!!!!
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